Jackie... going on a bike ride, see you at the finish line.
Elliot...grunt, grunt.
Jackie...Daddy, don't sing with me.
Elliot...yyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.
Jackie...Mommy, can I see your boo boo? (c-section scar) do you want an ice pack? lotion?
Elliot...burp.
Jackie...(follows Daddy into the bathroom) What's that?
Daddy... my penis.
Jackie... Oh. It's looking at me.
Mommy... want to help me change Elliot's diaper?
Jackie... he got some poop?
Mommy... probably.
Jackie... you got poop on your hands?
Mommy... I hope not, but we wash them anyhow. :)
Jackie... oh.
Jackie is 27 months old and Elliot is 17 days old.
Oh, and just last week, or when it was raining...Jackie told me;'Look at that truck, it's peeing!'(the water had poured out of the bed of the truck when it went up the hill.)
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